The Brad Hole

My friend Paul is 34 years old and, for some reason (most likely because he's a wuss), has never learned to ride a bike. I can only imagine that this is a huge badge of shame that sometimes keeps him up at night, not unlike adult illiteracy for other people. Clearly, this is a situation that demands the utmost in empathy and sincerity from his friends.

Well Paul, your day has finally come.

Interestingly, while googling for "adult learn to ride a bike", I came across several adult-education links like this one for those who have never learned. OK, that's not interesting, but the fact that the course is taught in Canada (America's hat!) is, given that Paul is Canadian. Perhaps there's some sort of non-bike-riding epidemic going on up there in our hat.