"RIP AND TEAR!"
AJ sent me this link, and now I'm not sure whether to thank him or not.
Behold the majesty of the "Doom" comic from 1996. It'll make you stupid, and I'm not even joking. You'll lose IQ points and you may never get them back. This is some seriously retarded stuff. If you are strong enough to ward off the moronificating powers of the Doom comic, you may find that it's pretty amusing. The best part, I think, is after like 8 pages of the worst, most cliched deathmatch slogans you've ever heard, there's a one paragraph screed about pollution and the environment, and then the comic interrupts itself and lurches back into stupid mode.
It's so stupid, it's brilliant!
Comments
Man, that has to be intentional.
Posted by: Begemotike | August 4, 2004 12:01 PM
I'm thinking you need to get him to fix your toilets. 'Cause "There's nothing wrong that he can't fix... with his hands."
I'm sure it must have been intentionally bad. I don't think anyone can accidentally write something so absurd, and intend it to be "good".
Now, if someone would just make a Donkey Kong comic like that.
Mario: "I need a bigger hammer. Jump and smash. Jump and smash! You are a huge ape! That means you have huge ape guts!!"
I'd buy a copy.
Posted by: Nathan Strum | August 5, 2004 06:51 PM