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Can I say "vagina"?

I never wanted to do the Friday Five that was popular with bloggers, because it seemed trite. However, Unconscious Mutterings seems a lot more my style - you get to share a little something without all the overly-personal probing that the Friday Five frequently threw your way. So without further ado:

  1. Vagina:: Charlton Heston (via Phil Hartman)
  2. Racism:: Sidney Poitier
  3. Mother's Day:: Father's Day
  4. Fire alarm:: high school
  5. Elvis:: Velvet
  6. Pregnant:: babies
  7. Vacation:: "Shitter's full!"
  8. Waffles:: Square or round?
  9. Perpendicular:: Parallel
  10. Hospital:: sterile

Posted by bradman on May 12, 2004 02:08 PM |

Comments

Hmm... I must be desperate to avoid work today...

1. Stupid psycho wife... I miss Phil in all his incarnations
2. Seems perpetual sometimes and I don't know why...
3. Fair enough
4. The last episode of "Freaks and Geeks", which coincidentally I just watched last night. Great short-lived series BTW.
5. "The Velvet Elvis's" would be a great name for a band
6. Possible within a year or so for me... scary.
7. Sadly, that's one of my favorite movies of all time... "Tis the season to be Merry. Well that's my name. No shit." EDIT: What's really sad is I changed this quote 5 times.
8. Love 'em in any shape with peanut butter
9. I wish I would have paid more attention in Geometry class
10. Never thought I'd work at one... and here I am

Posted by: patmcfar8 | May 13, 2004 01:34 PM

"Possible within a year or so for me... scary."

Wow Pat! I can't say I've ever known any men who have become pregnant. :-)

Posted by: Brad Oliver | May 14, 2004 01:33 PM

Ha. Man that one never gets old. ;-) And I believe it was the basis for an "amazing" movie starring the current California Govna' ;-)

Linky... http://imdb.com/title/tt0110216/

Ewww, man I bet that was the suckiest suck that ever sucked, for real.

Posted by: Patrick McFarland | May 18, 2004 11:25 AM