From the mailbag
Every now and then, I get a piece of e-mail that makes me question the educational system in America. A new entry for my collection arrived today:
From: xxxx@aol.com
Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 16:53:12 EST
Subject: Won't Work
X-Mailer: Thunderbird - Mac OS X sub 25
For some reason it said "I do not have enough access priveliges".I think it's because I'm sign on my Mac as a student, what to do
I have two small requests for anyone wishing to e-mail me.
1. Use a spellchecker. (It'd be great if you'd use a grammar checker too, but that's a pipe dream.)
2. Let me know what the hell you're talking about, otherwise I'll gladly ignore you or (as this case demonstrates) mock you in public. :-)
Edit: OK, I have a third request. If you do e-mail me, and you're not in my address book, you pretty much have to use a descriptive subject title (perhaps that contains the game name) or you run a pretty good risk of being trapped in my spam filter, where I'll never see the message. According to the pobox filter reports, I average roughly 1000-1500 e-mails a day (depending on virus outbreaks) and of those only 70-100 are typically non-spam. (My e-mail address, having made it in the MAME readme and thus on Usenet and on the web, is a big red target.) I'm willing to sacrifice a few random e-mails from strangers who don't label the messages properly. :-)
Comments
Ahh... I take it you've not seen my Muppet Mail page...
http://www.bannister.org/email/muppets.htm
Posted by: Richard Bannister | March 10, 2004 04:25 PM
I agree with your requests except the part about grammar. Have you ever thought about English being their second language? I know because English isn't my first language (I use ASL) and I'm having really tough time trying to use it properly.
Incorrect spelling, on the other hand, is no excuse. Spell Checker software is widely available these day.
Posted by: Adam Betts | March 10, 2004 07:32 PM
Yes, I can sympathize with folks for which English isn't their first language. Usually they're fairly easy to spot just by name or e-mail address. FWIW Adam, your English grammar is near-perfect, so I honestly wouldn't have pegged you as a non-native speaker.
Posted by: Brad Oliver | March 11, 2004 12:39 AM
Kermit and friends should sue for defamation of character!
;-)
Posted by: John Hood | March 15, 2004 02:05 PM