Sharks with frickin' laser beams
Apparently, Scottish researchers have found a way to render radioactive waste from nuclear fission inert in a matter of hours, using laser-beam emissions. "w00t!" as the kids say nowadays.
In related news, after eating 6 tacos at Del Taco the other day, I told Beth that I now had a Weapon of Ass Destruction!
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Well, I thought it was funny.