My wife, the comedian
We were at an Italian restaurant in downtown Scottsdale the other night (The Italian Grotto, in case anyone is interested), when Beth demonstrated frighteningly new levels of geekness.
You see, there was this fishbowl behind her, near the door. From my angle, it was illuminated from the back by sunlight. I asked if that was a goldfish, to which Beth replied, "No, it's a beta. It hasn't gone gold yet."
Thank you, and don't forget to tip your waitstaff.