Chicken sammiches
The other day, I went to KFC, full of lust for a triple-crunch zinger sandwich.
Now here's the weird thing. Many, many fast food places have chicken sandwiches. In fact, nearly every one I can think of except Taco Bell offer a chicken sandwich. Some of them are pretty damn tasty, like the Spicy Chicken Sandwich at Wendy's, or the Chicken Whopper at Burger King. So you'd expect that KFC, being the Gods of Fast Food Chicken, would own this market segment. You'd be wrong.
Not only do they no longer have chicken sandwiches, the absolute best you can do at KFC if faced with The Urge is get a "wrap". That's right - the wrap fad that burst into the food scene and then promptly burst back out is alive and well at KFC. I'm sure in 5 years, they'll start offering Chipotle chicken sandwiches in order to catch the very tail end of that fad as well.
So anyway, now I want a tasty chicken sandwich from KFC, but my fortnightly cravings must go unanswered. Damn you Colonel Sanders. DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Comments
we like sammiches. I like egg sammiches. but we have a problem.ower philosophy is that every woman on the face of the earth SHOULD be in the kitchen making us a sammich but they all just say no even, ower girlfriends and mothers. to all you women out there we are in need, if you want to make us a sammich then you can email me at big-fish@myway.com to find out how where to send it. this isnt a joke either we REALLY want a sammich. thank you for your time.
sincerly
john and robert
Posted by: john hill and robert sukert | January 16, 2004 11:11 PM